Laird, I don't know what you're up to....

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04/20/2015 at 14:16 • Filed to: None

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but I know it’s your fault and it’s gross!

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
04/20/2015 at 14:18

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This was in Bergen, NOT in Norway :P (You probably won’t get that joke if you don’t live in Norway though).

Yeah.. sure.. my fault :)

Edit: I fucking HATE Earth Worms.. they creep me out..


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
04/20/2015 at 14:19

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He’s using them to fight 4/20 and gorillas.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
04/20/2015 at 14:19

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Wormnado?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 14:19

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West coast life!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 14:22

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Nope, I don’t, but I can give you a polite laugh and pretend that I do get the joke, if it makes you feel better.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
04/20/2015 at 14:23

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What!!... Not Florida?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > desertdog5051
04/20/2015 at 14:25

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It wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow if it happened in Florida.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
04/20/2015 at 14:29

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I’ll explain it. We all have people somewhere in our country that we claim don’t actually ARE from our country.. In Norway that’s people from Bergen.. They talk strangely, they tend to think they are better/different/blabla.. I’d say Bergen is the North Dakota of Norway ;P


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 14:31

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It’s sorta like the Quebec of canada?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Wacko
04/20/2015 at 14:35

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Yup.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 15:17

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Which is why you made them rain down on Bergen


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian
04/20/2015 at 15:23

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*looking the other direction*

It wasn’t me (play shaggy It wasn’t me now).


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 15:28

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They talk strangely

Like Danish strange?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian
04/20/2015 at 15:30

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Not that far off in fact. I could give you a link or two.. but if you don’t speak Norwegian it’d be pretty much pointless.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 15:36

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Yeah pointless. Sometimes Norwegian is close enough to German that I can figure out the gist of it, but it’s too different. Looked it up on wiki and saw that the dialect is influenced by low German and Danish. Also I am aware of the Scandinavian tradition of making jokes about Danes.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian
04/20/2015 at 15:40

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We have a saying here in eastern Norway: “if you speak Norwegian and English and understand some German you’ll do fine in Netherland but you still won’t understand Danish”. Written Danish is quite easy, but... yeah :)


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 15:43

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Always fun learning these little bits about Norway.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian
04/20/2015 at 15:45

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Should be said though, that I’m taking things to the extreme. But Danish is actually harder than German or Dutch for me.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/20/2015 at 18:48

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It's ok. At least they understand eachother :)


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian
04/20/2015 at 18:54

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Hehe. Swedes, Norwegians and Danes understand eachother, hell.. we mostly understand german as well :P